The Naval Officer and the Gunfight

In Baghdad, have lots of stuff to get down but just havn't had the time, the following advice was sent from a friend of a friend, found it funny.

The Naval Officer and the Gunfight

... But a word of advice, always remember you are a Naval Officer and a bureaucrat, the best way to use the M4 is to release the magazine, download the bullets into your strong hand. Then throw them very hard at your aggressor. This will stun him in disbelief. As he is looking at the handful of bullets lying at his feet, in amazement, shift the rifle from your support arm to your strong arm and use the pistol grip of your weapon to throw it (as hard as you can) at a point about 12 inches above the enemies head. You will end up hitting him somewhere in the face, thus incapacitating him. Then wave both hands above your shoulders, with limp wrists, and run away screaming. That my friend is how a Naval Officer (and bureaucrat)survives a gun fight with a hardened terrorist. I know it works for me.

Stay safe,
Pickle